Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny is witty, naughty and gets the best out of all of us. Here's some great intelligent stuff from Little Johnny you'll enjoy!
Johnny and the Science Experiment
In a science class, 3 worms were placed into 3 separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke
The third worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol --- dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.
The 3rd worm in soil --- alive.!!
So the science teacher asked the class - "What can you learn from this experiment.?"
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said.
"As long as you drink and smoke , you won't have worms inside you."
Johnny At the Shower
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest! ?"
Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget.
The following morning he asked his father the same question.
His father, always quick with the answers, says,"Why Johnny, those are balloons.
When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven."
Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early.
Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!"
His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying ?"
"Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming "Oh God, I'm coming!"
Johnny's Black Eye
Johnny walked into class with a black eye.
Teacher: what's wrong?
Johnny: my house is very small. Me, my mum and my dad sleep on the same bed.
Every night, my dad asks, "johnny are u sleeping?" Then i say No and he slaps my face and gives me a black eye.
Teacher: tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet and don't answer.
The following morning, Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again.
Teacher: My goodness! Why the black eye again?
Johnny: dad asked me again, Johnny are u sleeping? & i shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my mum started moving, u know, at the same time mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed.
Then my dad asked my mum, "are u coming?"
Mum said, "yes, I am coming, r u coming too?"
Dad answered, "yes."
They don't usually go anywhere without me so i said, "wait for me, I'm also coming!!
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