Top Height Jokes!
At College we always have everyone talking about different kinds of heights. We often land up saying - This is heights man. Let's have a look at some of the best Height Jokes here..
Height of planning...!!!
One day a boy takes his girl friend to eat Panipuri (round shaped spicy Indian delicacy)... Only to check how wide she can open her mouth...!!!
Height of Polished English accent
I am just a Mother... I teach a child to read at school, I'm called a Teacher.
But if I teach my child to read Stories and tales at home, then I'm just a Mother.
If I plan lessons for a class, I'm called a Curriculum Coordinator. But if educate my child at home, then I'm just a mother.
If I sit and talk to children an hour each, a week, addressing their needs, I'm a Speech Therapist.
But if I engage and help my child with patience every minute of every day, instill proper values, then I'm just a Mother.
If I look after a patient in the hospital,I'm called a Nurse.
But, if I nurse my child when they're ill, awake all night, none able to replace my reassuring presence, then I'm just a Mother.
If I manage my boss's office, I'm called a Secretary,
But, if I organize my children's lives and my home, a place for everything and everything in its place, then I'm just a Mother.
If I prepare a meal in a restaurant, I'm called a Chef.
But, if I cook nutritious meals daily, made with love, remembered forever, then I'm just a Mother.
If I work late worrying about a deal for clients, how to make them as much money as I can, I'm a Career Woman.
But, if I stay up worrying and planning my children's bright future, the bright future of our world, then I'm just a Mother.
If I sing on a stage, I'm an Artist.
If I sing a lullaby every night, then I'm just a Mother.
But we often tend to forget and realize that being a mother and bringing up our children with the values is the hardest profession of all.
May God make it easy for all the mums-to-be n all those who are already mothers.
“If a beautiful woman is a jewel...a mother is a TREASURE.”
Height of brand obsession
In Kerala, a South Indian walking by the hills suddenly saw a sheep & screamed..aiyo Murugan Monte Carlo
Another Height of Brand obsession
In Bhatinda, a fashionable Punjaban walking by the river suddenly saw a crocodile & screamed...
"Hai Rabba, Lacoste"
Height of Fashion
Lungi with a zip.
Height of Laziness
Asking lift for morning walk.
Height of Craziness
Get blank paper xerox.
Height of Honesty
Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.
Height of de-hydration
Cow giving milk powder.
Height of Hope
A 99 yr. Old woman going for 295/-recharge to get lifetime incoming.
Height of Stupidity
Looking through key hole of a glass door
Height of Suicide Attempt
A dwarf jumps from the footpath on the road.
Height of friendship
It's when you friend runs away with your wife ....
And you are really worried for your friend !!
Height of Misunderstanding!
Mr. Kapoor comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news… I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!
The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
The next day, Mrs. Kapoor receives a telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid.
" Am I speaking to Mrs. Kapoor? "
Reliance guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the Reliance guy.
"What are you saying? It's in your files… HOW ???"
" Yes ….. We have a system of finding out who's overdue "
" GOD !!!… This is too much…"
"Madam, I am sorry… I am just following orders… I have to inform that you are overdue.."
"I know that … let me talk to my husband about this tonight. He will speak to your company tomorrow.. "
That night, she tells her husband about the incident, and he, mad as a bull,rushes to Reliance office the next day morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts..
"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at Reliance, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? And if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"Well… I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle !!!
Height of Attitude
A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him..
Please Do not make noise by dropping coins!!
Use Currency notes.
Height Of Work Pressure
An Employee Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road Side To See,Whether He Is Going To office, Or Coming Back From office.
Height of Free Time
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